The craziest party in London this year is gonna be GutterSlut at East Bloc. It's a night put on Dalston Gay Mafia, a loose collective of promoters who've re-enegised London's nightlife in the past few years. Join me there to get down to Italo disco and slutty Chicago house in the company of hot queer kids, drag artistes and weirdos! The venue's a weird maze of tucked-away rooms with beds surrounding the main dance floor - perfect for when you need a 'time out' from the sweaty melee.
Save some energy, too, for Horse Meat Disco's 48 Hour blowout on the 1st and 2nd of January. The legendary Gymkhana takes over The Eagle for two nights, where the HMD regulars will play slutty disco to the regular crowd of beary, cruisey and up-for-it guys. I'm super-excited!